Diddy Is A Jackass

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

It's true. He once said this about Proactive:

"I use it because it moisturizes my situation and preserves my sexy."

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OldDirtyBtard: I am Mr. Ibrahim H. Dankwombe, Accountant General Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of polity in Nigeria. This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via diplomatic cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your inheritance payment of $15.5 Million USD to you via courier service. I have secured every needed document to cover the money. Note: The money is coming on (2) two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from America; it was meant for our Local AFEM market. But since the money was not used, I will use my position as the Accountant General Federal Republic of Nigeria send this fund to you. Please you don't have to worry for any thing in respect of this your transaction.